he didn't tell me i was terrible last year however he did tell my daughter to put more songs in........ 
my specialility is baggy trousers by madness and i must admit it has occasionally brought a polite ripple from the audience. however my friend once said "after you've sang can you refrain from standing with us because people think you're with us"
i can get away with "baggy trousers" as its more of a chant than a song. it can be quite difficult to get all the words out when you have a few keo's in your belly though 
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i didn't quite stoop so low as to say i've heard your brilliant apts are brilliant but there was cheese and lots of it. still, if it works it will be worth it 
they replied and said they had noted my request and would "try and accomodate our wishes" but i have this feeling we will be rooming next to the boiler room or something. 
bit like " that'll teach the little creep" 
i've learned from these forum members that 4 weeks is the "strike" time as thats when the rooms are allocated by the hoteliers/tour company. nothings guaranteed of course but its always worth a try. 
we will be going through the usual ritual of me weighing myself, then weighing myself carrying each case, doing a little mathematical subtraction and working out if the cases are too heavy (does anyone else do this ) . then we do the " you lose your worst dress and i'll lose a shirt" just to get those figures to 20 kilos. yes, funny how you countdown in your head and think "this time in 3 weeks........."
i will reserve the sunniest sunbeds for you. can't promise not to empty the island of keo though! talking of cases its very nearly that time for that other yearly ritual where me and wifey head up stairs.. .....no! not that one, the retrieving the cases from the loft one. always ends up in a row, i'm stood in the loft, wife on the landing with a hole slightly smaller than the cases between us. bit like the "chucklebrothers", " to me to you! " we always get the cases stuck so i start jumping on it a bit. thats shakes all the sand from last years beach shoes in the case over an already agitated missus shouting" I TOLD YOU TO ZIP THEM UP FIRST!" Oh happy days!
i'll suggest wifey goes on top this year.. (in the loft!) so i get the sandstorm. let the case get jammed in the hole and, ...... go out for a few pints. oh happy days
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