mmmm April Fool springs to mind

Breaking news: An Irish firm has won the tender to break up the River Princess, the firm named: IRON ORE SOME REMOVALS LTD, will begin work on 1st July 2010 and will work 24 hours a day in the monsoon wearing snorkels and flippers and tied to the princess by bungees in there spare time they will use surf boards to place the rusted iron onto Candolim beach and will melt down the boat into 2 rupee pieces and sell for 10 pound a piece to make sure that the Guiness supplies are pemantly topped up throughout the monsoon, the excess oil will be used for the Irish Navys jet skies and at a saving of 1 pound and 17 pence a gallon the sea/home sick men will be able to take week-end leave to Dublin on the jet skies and at 4000 miles at 1 pound 17 pence will save the Irish Navy 5000 pounds in oil, locals have been asked go down to the beach area to supply food to the lads and Irish Stew and potatoes of any kind will be welcome as the curries would be too strong for the stomach on the high waves, so get your IRON ORE SOME REMOVALS LTD T-shirts from any shack on the beach including a free Kingfisher for only 350 rupees each.