This is for those of us who have our own touring caravan or tent or motor Home

I ask as I think I may be expecting facilities to be betterthan most people would expect and compare UK sites to European ones

I want

a flatish pitch
clearly defined pitching areas
water I can get out of the tap easily
decent access roads
quiet after 10:30 at night

Am I asking too much ???

The reason is we have just spent a 3 night stay at a site which is a few weeeks will be charging around £150 for four nights --we paid £28 ( 2 adults and 2 kids)
The pitches at best could be described as undulating
no defined pitch just a marker in hte ground which as long as the dolly wheel was on it didn't matter which way round the van was
stupid push on timed water tap that you could not get a hose on so filling an Aquaroll was ******** difficult
the accesss roads were fine until the tamac stopped then they were full of huge pot holes
the site was constantly noisy especially after 11:30 which was when folk managed to get back from the bars which was around 1.25km away
The site had the tourers and tents 500m from the entrance and ALL facilities were next door but one on the "main" site and to get to the bar/swimming pool/play areas/entertainment you had an IKEA style walk through the amusement arcades first and to get out you had to do it again