As I sit here on the Balcony, in fantastic warm sunshine - Yes it is sunny here in Bristol and as I'm on the 14th floor I am nearer to it than most of you
Hi dizzy
I agree it would be fantastic to go through our troubles with the late and GREAT J.P. I used to have great long ramblings with him at Glastonbury most years, (as we used to do some catering there - he loved our vegi burgers one of the ingedients being cajun, we made our own).
Sorry Luci and Van
I'm off to Manchester on Tuesday -
I'm informing the World - just in case I don't make it back home, the Bridgwater canel is the closest place (to you know where) for the dumping of a body. (just in case)I'm putting the cost of the train ticket against any claim I make, over 5 hours to travel 140 miles - Hi-speed travel eh !! (who's kidding who) for £85 return it is only £18 on the National Express - but that takes 6 hours with 40 mins in B/ham (a place to be avoided at all costs)
Byeeeee for now, now off to shops and then when I get home the iron is laughing at me. with all this modern technology why do we still have to use an iron.
Take care and do not get this site closed down whilst I'm away at the shops. (After the last episode I don't know if I can trust some of you).
I'm on the pledge
- Number 1 found some bottles-when she was rooting through my place- why are women so nosy I'm sure it is because she sees me as a free sprite with now I have no woman pulling my strings.
Phil Morris
By the way, if you are in posession of a copy then you have a "CRIMINAL RECORD"!!
found not only 2 empty bottles - but reciepts from Tescos and The Wine Vaults, so much for re-cycling paper from now on I'm going to add to the global warming. At least I won't get picked on
(Bullying of parents should be a capital offence). Just wait until Christmas comes around. 

