i stayed for 2 weeks in this pit-hole and i have never come across such arrogant and selfish people in my life. the reception was very bad and there was a tiny pool (which i got drenched at by all the kids who had nothing else to do ) that i visited for ten minutes and then went to the beach.the only good thing i can say about this place is it's taught me to look extra carefull when booking my next holiday.
the food ,particularly at night ,was like you see on those''holidays from hell'' programmes and i didn't see many dogs around,i wonder why?
So ,if you want to enjoy your holidays, DON'T GO HERE.

We stayed at the hotel Pisces in June of this year. We found the hotel staff very helpful and the hotel itself was always spotless. Airconditioning was in all of the room and we thouroughly enjoyed our stay at this hotel.

The hotel was brilliant the people were friendly and the staff were helpful. The hotel was clean and the food was good.

The location of the hotel was brilliant as the beach was not that far away and the shops were only around the corner.

I would visit this hotel again because it was a great hotel and it is a good place for families

we stayed at the Hotel Piscis in May 2004 and found the hotel great for the price we paid. Remember, this is a 2* hotel priced accordingly! The choice at mealtimes was far better than expected and the quality could not be faulted. Even for the 'most fastidious' the cleanliness could not be questioned. Air conditioning is now in all rooms and although the swimming pool is not the biggest it makes the most use of space available. Complaints of children splashing sunbathers when playing in the pool seem somewhat churlish considering this is a family hotel. We heard several complaints during our stay but these seemed to be in the minority and most people seemed more than happy with their holiday. We did not usually stay in the bar on an evening so cannot comment on the entertainment though we would thoroughly recommend the nearby Comics bar.

Stayed for 2 weeks, staff great, very clean hotel. Food good, location excellent, near beach and harbour.

Entertainment started too late for me. Had to hire fan as room was very hot, needs air conditioning put in.

Will definately return for another holiday to this hotel.

Personal impression of the hotel and amenities.
Mixed feeling on this hotel as the staff seemed to be very helpful and generally cheerful - even the maids. The rooms were very small and the beds took up most of the room. No fan or AC so the room was extremely hot and we needed to hire a fan from the hotel.Even this still gave us an uncomfortable night as the noise of the fan combined with the heat broke our sleep almost on the hour. The beds are not very comfortable either. By the way although a high room is not the most ideal it is better than the lower ones as the noise from the street traffic is deafening combined with the church bell which rings every half hour. High room is less noisy.
Pool is a postage stamp and not nearly large enough for the size of the hotel. Don't believe the picture of the pool as it has been taken at a most advantageous angle! Too many children to enjoy the pool anyway so give it a miss and go to the nearby beach which is pretty good. The bar was very basic but once again the staff seemed nice.
Be warned that the food is terrible. Some guests piled their plates as high as they could with this poor excuse for food but I don't think they knew the difference between good and bad food anyway. If they eat that kind of food at home they would be the size of a house in no time. This dining room is not for healthy eating! Salads were same most nights with no imagination. Breakfasts were not too bad but they served either sausages or bacon but not at the same time. Same with the eggs, only one type at a time. Still this was probably the most healthy time of the day to eat as there was a choice of the usual breakfast items.
Cleanliness was mixed, generally good but they do not keep everything up to scratch.
General personal feeling was that the hotel was reasonable for the price we paid (last minute deal) but would not return.
Saving grace was the local bar "Comics" and The Chinese La Villa excellent food and very reasonable. Snacks from Mickeys (across from La Villa were also excellent). A must is the Old town where the restaurants and buildings are great.

My family and l were at this hotel on the 29th July 2002 For 2 weeks,,the thing that stays in my mind was how bad the food was,,l think the chef used the same flavouring in every thing he or she cooked,,as for lying in the sun on the sun beds ,,that was a nightmare,,lets just say you did'nt have to go and take a cold shower because the bed were so close to the pool the WEANS(kids for you English,HA,HA,HA)would make sure you got well and truly splashed when they jumped or dived into the pool. May l say there was one good thing about the Piscis, was you got clean towels everyday,,that was till our last day which l will get too later on.Entertainment was very poor,,l had one good night in the hotel and a few beers helped me with that plus it was karaoke that night in which they videoed you singing,,but you were charged about a Tenner for that.


The rooms were so small as well,we went as a family of 3 and there was 3 single beds in the room,but l met a guy and he was with a family of 4 and they were in the same size of room with 4 beds, you could just Squeeze between the beds and a set of drawers to get out to a balconey for 2 people.


I was glad also we were only on the 3rd floor because there is only one lift. Our last day was a nightmare also,we asked about a room so we could have a showers and get ready for our flight home,,and l was told if they had a room we would get it if not there was a shower out at the pool where we could get ready there,lucky or maybe not we got a room but when l asked for some towels for our showers l was told they did not supply towels,,bearing in mind l said the towels were changed everyday,,surely they could afford some towels for the folks that were leaving.All in all l don't know how this hotel has even a 2 star rating,,maybe it's because they gave you fresh towels everyday,ha,ha,ha,and a loo roll. In my opinion Alcudia is great place but the HOTEL PISCIS is a NO NO.

Stayed at this hotel a couple of years back! and would never go back! The pool area was tiny! There's about 10 sunbeds that get the sun!! Rest in the shade!

Rooms average size!

The hotel's near the beach but sadly it's at the port!
and it does smell awfull!! If you walk about 20 miles you come to the Alcudia beach its breath taking!!

Hotel was clean enough!!

Direct did say its a 3*.... on arrival it was a 2*
Entertainment was a nightmare! Tom the DJ did try his best! God help you if you have to go through the disco night!

All in all wasn't overly impressed!

The pool area is way too small!! The cleanliness was ok!

Bar staff were always friendly!

Direct staff on the other hand WERE NOT! Normally the direct staff are wonderful not at this hotel!!!

This hotel isn't very good for families!!

Good luck!!

Also try the pub over from the hotel can't remember the name! It does georgous food!!

1)We thought this hotel was a 3*+, not a 2*.
2)Food was disgusting, wouldn't feed it to a stray animal!
3)There are only 2 members of staff who are human, the others are rude,arrogant,incompetant & anti-English.
4)NOT CHILD-FRIENDLY!!!!!Must be under 24hr supervision, even aged 16+(ie:teenagers)
5)The "entertainment" would have bored a glass eye to sleep.
6)Close proximity to a church bell/clock which chimes the no. of hrs on the hour, and once at 30 mins past the hour.Even through the night.
7)If you can possibily get to sleep thanks to the clock/bell,slammimg of doors,noise from Smugglers bar/karaoke.You can bet the heat of the small compact rooms keeps you tossing & turning, until you hire a fan @ 3 EURO's per night,beware though,because even some of these sound like motorbike engines!!
8)If want to be kept active,ask for a room on the 6/7th floor,the 1 lift which holds 8 people max,will ensure you use the stairs.Use the service lift at your peril!
9)Sunbeds around the pool.What sunbeds??Even the one's which exsisted were soaked,due to the volume of bored kids whom were bombing in.Including those who chose to jump from the 1st floor balcony.
10)Phew!!Thank God for the lovely beach,Highlander bar(excellent food),Pago Pago resturant(entertainment/food),& the fact that we nearly booked to go to the Sidari Village @ Corfu(narrow escape there).

* staff were very miserable
* tour rep was rude and very unhelpful
* food was disgusting(live catapillar was found in salad)
* rooms were to hot and to small
* direct holidays brochure said it was a 3 star plus, but it was only a 2 star
I would never go back to this hotel again and i would only recommend this hotel to people i disliked.
BE WARNED!!