Only thing he wasn't keen on was that the apartments (sis didn't say the name of them) were charging for replacement loo rolls!
Apparantly you got the first one free but had to pay for subsequent rolls
Haven't heard of this before, don't think it's a 'tissue' of lies
No honestly, i have never paid for toilet rolls. Infact we have always had plenty. Looks like no bog rolls will be thrown if England win. If there is, grab some while you can 

